|HOLD YOUR HORSES|
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry but elves just look wrong as POC, they lose so much of their ethereal beauty and the purity that they represent.
*makes hour-long fart noises*
"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"
Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."